So, we got samples of this new dog food at work and, given the runic nature of the font used on the packaging, we got into a debate as to whether the Elves that obviously constitute the main ingredient of the food are free-range or wildcrafted. Allan at work thought wildcrafted, as does Sylvia; Damian thought definitely farm-raised free-range Elves, and I would have to agree. Wildcrafting Elves would be too hard, unless the company has a team of trained attack wolverines. And from what I know, wolverines are difficult to train.
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Wildcrafted. Sounds like an awesome DIY movement. :)
Tragic Elf butchery!
BLAIZE!
I didn't even know that you had a blog. I am a dum-dum!
Now you have a new reader and an explanation to why I never commented on YOUR blog posts. Der.
I had wondered about that a little, kai. Not that I felt bad, because I don't post often.
As for DIY elf wildcrafting, where does one get some wolverines to train?
But another serious question is- will wildcrafting Elves dangerously reduce their populations to endangered status as wildcrafting goldenseal has done?
I have no clue how I found yr blog
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Blaise is my lil son's name I wish I could have a tour in santa cruz!
I am thinking freerange farmed elves.
No way could a company gather enough wildcrafted elves. Even trained wolverines would gobble up the profits.
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